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*You give your pastor a six-pack of your favorite beer for Christmas.
*Your church social gatherings feature alcohol (and frequently, lots of it!).
*You fill up the back pews first.
*You belt out every song as loud as you can (except for during Communion, of course!)
*All your serving dishes at home have your name printed on them in black marker, so you don’t lose them at the church potluck.
*You tear up during “A Mighty Fortress Is Our God.”
*There’s still just a little bit of rebel in you, left over from Martin Luther.